ENOUGH OF GRUMPY OLD WHITE MEN
Call it the Grumpy Old Man business model.
At a time when our busted mainstream media are axing the jobs of hundreds of hard-working journalists, the market for ageing male misogynists in print and broadcasting remains stronger than ever. Why?
With a nod to our new ideological overlords of the Institute of Public Affairs, it seems the market has spoken.

What Australia wants from its media is not The Truth, but something that the archetypal 50-something Dad – full of three James Boags and two Pinot Noirs at the family barbecue – declares to be the reality.
Old, grumpy, racist and reactionary is clearly the new pathway to media millions.
So let’s sack all the working journalists – the ones who went to university, learnt a trade and then plied it in 10-hour shifts at not much above the average wage – and employ instead for six figures the bigotry peddlers. Because it’s all about grabbing an audience and flogging to to advertisers; and the market is never wrong, right?
Clearly, that’s what the public wants.
The Australian public wants whitebread certainty; it wants its prejudices pandered to by the all knowing, half-cut Uncle Alan at the bar, going red in the face and sticking his RM Williams up the backsides of dole bludgers, darkies, sundry immigrants, working women and poofters, (well, not all poofters).
We are in love with the opinions of the lip-curling, finger-pointing, vein-bulging grumps who hate change and want to reassure us that the world is not warming; that the consequences of globalisation does not include the mass movement of people; that a woman can’t be an effective prime minister; that homosexual people cannot love each other till death; that we can’t be a mature nation without a German dynasty looking over our shoulders and that we are forever defined by Don Bradman, Henry Lawson and Robert Menzies.
I get the sense Australia is more than that, is bigger than that, is more imaginative than that.
But we’re currently in a place where people feel unnerved by change and do not want to deal with the complexity and richness of the real world. These are the people who respond reflexively to those whomPaul Keating called the punishers and straighteners. And they are defining the debate in this country.
I say it’s time other voices were heard. And I’m male, 53 and white.
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*Mr Denmore was a finalist in The Sydney Writer’s Centre Best Australian Blogs in 2012. You can read him here. Or sample his stylings on Twitter @MrDenmore.
19 Responses to this article
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Margot September 5, 2012
Hear hear! I am one of those journalists who is out of work. After my position was made redundant 4 years ago I worked for Federal politicians for 3 years but since January I have only worked at two short contracts. I have so much experience and knowledge. Now I blog. It was meant to be a blog about my life but increasingly I am commenting on what’s happening politically and socially. I am gradually building a readership and I’m prepared to keep going. I’ve found my voice, I hope others want to hear what I have to say.
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MichelleP September 5, 2012
@Margot Please link to your blog. Hope Wendy thinks its okay – I’m curious to read it
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Benison O'Reilly September 5, 2012
Yes please, Margot! What’s your blog address?
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The Huntress September 5, 2012
I am embarrassed by the grumpy old man. My father is one, full of fear and bigotry for no reason. I have no idea how these people can be admired or looked to in times of uncertainty.
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Margi Macdonald September 5, 2012
Me too.
My Dad ditto.
Bless him.
These days, I joke – grimly- that I must have been adopted.-
The Huntress September 5, 2012
@ Margi
I am fortunate in the respect that I am adopted. Mr. Huntress always breathes a sigh of relief when he remembers that LOL
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Sam W September 5, 2012
Oh Mr. Denmore you’re right! You only have to spend some time living in another 1st world nation to realise on return that the Australian media is rife with bigots. Way too many backward thinkers that get passed a megaphone to announce their regressive views. But then again, let’s not forget that we do have some outstanding, informative journos too. It’s just that sadly, their voices get drowned out in the shout of the lip-curling, finger-pointing, vein-bulging grumps!
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Cuppa September 5, 2012
I can’t think of another democracy – from the wealthiest to the poorest – that has a media as one-sided partisan as Australia’s.
The US has Fox, true. But there are numerous progressive mainstream media outlets (newspapers, radio, and, to an extent, TV networks) to leaven the wingnuttery. Australia has ZERO progressive mainstream outlets. Zero. There’s no such thing as a pro-Labor outlet or an anti-Liberal in the way, say, talkback radio is anti-Labor.
Balance? Not here!
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Liz September 5, 2012
Well said. Bring on change
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Caz September 5, 2012
Margot, could you include a link to your blog, please? I would be interested to read it.
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Freya September 5, 2012
Thank you Sir, you have restored my faith in white males over 50 which was getting v shaky lately!
Now we need some more men to come out and proud as rational and compassionate human beings – the men of the governing Labor party would be a great start! Wouldn’t it be great if they had the courage to stand up behind their leader – calling sexism what it is – like the Labor women have! -
Cuppa September 5, 2012
A petition to 2GB advertisers to make Alan Jones apologise.
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Benison O'Reilly September 5, 2012
Alan Jones is losing his influence; hence he’s becoming increasingly strident. Love the fact that only 50 people turned up at his last protest – probably they couldn’t get their walking frames on the train.
If we ignore him long enough he might just go away.
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mel September 5, 2012
The stupid white men syndrome
Steve Vizard-lovely and funny but old
Steve Price -old and stupid
Tom Elliot to take over Derryn Hinch (hes younger and an Oxford graduate)
John Faine-old and nicely grumpy
Alan Jones- need of psychiatric care not just old
Do what Cassandra Wilkinson did and set up your own radio station
fbi radio is edgy and has great music
Europeans have the most sophisticated news media in the world
The world thinks we really are racist and dumb
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cass September 8, 2012
thanks Mel – it’s so nice to hear that you love FBi!
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homo123 September 5, 2012
The ipa have a prominent gay man that engages in blokey rants on 3aw
Its weird and ridiculous to listen to as he also has extreme ideas and loves being part of the gay scene!!
Identity crisis and messy to say the least when you work for the ipa BUT radio is accepting of diversity and people like him as a gay man
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jean September 5, 2012
Ahem
Those grumpy old men have teenagers at private schools
They need those gigs…,
Smirk
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janet September 5, 2012
Those ipa guys are hot and nice to look at on t.v epecially that Wilson guy
Get to replace the old ánd grumpy with eye candy like that and they may be the thinking womans sex symbol of the right
he he he he he
Hot homcon has spunk!!












