It’s not every day a cordial manufacturer gets the better of me, but trying to follow the logic of Cottee’s marketing and PR departments has left me wondering whether logic is now officially a mythical creature.
A few weeks ago Cottee’s announced a campaign called “Boys Vs. Girls”.
It’s a brilliant idea, especially if you like gender stereotyping your children. You can buy a blue cordial bottle with Boys written on it (for your be-penised offspring) or a pink bottle with Girls written on it (if your child was born with an innie instead of an outie).
I presume if your kids aren’t all of a ...