I can only imagine it was over a few Chrissy beers that Sydney’s Daily Telegraph sports department thought it would be a thigh slapper to name racehorse Black Caviar as its “Sportswoman of the Year”.
Black Caviar is a female horse. She’s a mare. Geddit?
It’s “time gentlemen” on this sort of demeaning rubbish.
I know you reckon it’s a gag, Buzz Rothfield. (Should I point out that your “SportsMAN of the Year” was Michael Clarke? No joke there, I assume.)
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