• All the best Robert - Jennifer Morton
  • On speaking with the lations about tha lection-they said and I quote "Barnaby's Shit, Tony Windsor is the best F..n thing that ever happened to us.... Barnaby ain't got a chance!" They seem to be on the money. One of the reasons this has come to light is the hung Parliament. All Independents seem to be highly principled. The fact that our PM was prepared to negotiate and had the policies for his electorate (and really all country electorates) just proves what a great government this has been. Real Democracy at work...... - Susanna
  • here's an idea.... how about a Third Ballot Paper at all Federal Elections. All people convicted of [to be determined crimes] after pleading Not Guilty, sentenced to [to be decided] years or more and having exhausted all appeals are listed on said Third Ballot Paper. Voters can decide if they wish to bear the costs of incarceration for the criminal in question. If 66% of voters decide we would be better off without said criminal, said criminal is locked in a cell with a glass of water and a cyanide pill. Their choice, they can starve to death, or take the pill. *ducks* - sambo.
  • Yes, blood tests only. So far, I know the colonoscopy results came back "normal" but I haven't got the biopsy results yet. I have 2 sisters with coeliac disease now. I have stopped eating wheat. - Jennifer Morton
  • I see your point. Thank you. I did have the tests. - Jennifer Morton
  • Hello to everyone! Thank you all for your comments. I did have the colonoscopy and a gastroscopy AND a pelvic ultrasound on June 11. I get my tests results back later today. I have not eaten gluten since yet still have similar symptoms. I know it's a bit silly to wave off health issues, especially when I have a dead sister who may still be alive had she had listened to her body. Btw, I have just found out another sister has been diagnosed with coeliac disease. If this piece has inspired anyone (Robertf - thank you) to get checked, then that's all I can hope for. I appreciate all your comments and sad to hear related stories. - Jennifer Morton
  • " But I hope that a Coalition Govt and the National Party in particular would not penalise the people of New England no matter who their member is" I have much less faith in both sides of politics to believe that Abbott won't do us any favours at all and why should he. Tony has held a gun at the head of the nation for 6 years to get some great outcomes for us. - Chris
  • I loved this man from the day I met him in Tamworth when I was a young country journo back in 1997. He had substance and integrity and was very kind and genuine! Glad he's stuck it out to last in the political rat race as long as he can. - Nicole Webb
  • The night that Emma Emma Alberici rudely told Attorney-General Nicola Roxon that "virtually every commentator in the land is echoing the thoughts of the Opposition on this one", regarding Peter Slipper, was a very low point for Lateline. Tony Jones is no better but too smart to make such a comment. Liberal adviser turned ABC Managing Director Mark Scott must be thrilled. As others have asked, why is there a very apparent ban on reports on Ashby, Doane, Pyne Brough plus others, for example, the 'strawberry farmer'.? If Emma or anyone else at the ABC is willing to answer that question, their professional integrity might stand a small chance of being resurrected. - Polly
  • Manie it doesn't matter if I put a tick for Abbott, he's won, it's over. Done, dusted, signed, sealed etc. How do you think a Tony Windsor New England will fare under an Abbott Coalition? Not very good me thinks! - Chris
 
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SEEKING ASYLUM FROM A LAD’S MAG

UPDATE, JULY 20.

ZOO WEEKLY and ACP have now formally apologised for this ill-conceived campaign. You can read their apology at the end of this item.*

To be honest, I’m not sure whether to give these deadbeats more oxygen, but since I reckon Kyle Sandilands could do with a break… maybe it’s a humanitarian act.

Come on down Tim Keen, editor of Zoo Weekly magazine. He thinks it’s a circulation winner to stalk a female politician. Asking her to strip off, then when she ignores him, Photoshop her head onto a bikini body.

He also reckons it’s a cack to make fun of the world’s most desperate, suffering women with his search for Australia’s “hottest asylum seeker”.

Hope this edition makes it big, Timmo, maaaate, because, according to circulation figures quoted by Crikey – “Former powerhouse FHM published its last edition in May; Ralph was closed in July 2010. ACP’s Zoo Weekly, launched to great fanfare in 2006, has shed over 50% of its circulation since July 2011” – you’re floundering.

Like some foxy chick asylum seeker, you could sink like a stone if your latest desperate move doesn’t give you some refuge from your plummeting sales.

Even despite ACP positioning your noxious offering on the counter in convenience stores where kids go to buy their lollies after school.

That edition with the norks and free 3D glasses? Maaaate…Genius!

Suck in the kids who are off to see Toy Story 3D. And when they put on the free glasses… it’s tits! Nice work.

Of course Zoo made a splash in 2008 with an offer to MP Kate Ellis to get her funbags out.

She was then Minister for Early Childhood Education, Child Care and Youth and Minister for Sport.

Oops, sorry, should have said: “stunningly sexy Kate Ellis”.

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“We would make ourselves available at any moment and whisk her off to Fiji or Bali for the photo shoot,” said then-editor Paul Merrill, upping his original $30,00 offer (all to go to charity, of course).

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15 Responses to this article

  1. Robyn Oyeniyi July 18, 2012 Reply
     
     

    Wendy, I think you know what I will say about this. So perhaps I best not swear on The Hoopla, do you think?

    I am trying to support Welcome to Australia’s latest campaign, for obvious reasons. Perhaps Zoo could think of doing the same!

    http://teamoyeniyi.com/2012/07/17/welcome-to-australia/

     
  2. FerrelBerryl July 18, 2012 Reply
     
     

    I care so little about this floundering, deadbeat magazine and the troglodytes that read it that I cant even bring myself to feel mildly outraged. I’m more bemused at the depths these losers are willing to sink to. Objectifying the miserable and desperate for your own juvenile amusement. Yawn. Reducing female politicians to a pair of tits. It’s been done.

     
  3. kid July 18, 2012 Reply
     
     

    As my sis would say, he has all the intellect of a rodent with a head injury.

     
  4. Douggyi July 19, 2012 Reply
     
     

    As a male subscriber to the Hoopla, and at that one who has referred many female friends/family/clients/etc to the site, I wish to distance myself from the men who contribute to, produce, publish and consume “Zoo Weekly” and its ilk.

    Really, honestly, not all men are like them. I know many of you women will find that hard to believe.

     
    • Alice Shaw July 19, 2012 Reply
       
       

      I really do believe that not all men are like the bottom feeders who produce and read the zoo magazine. What we need is more of those men to speak out against this idiots.. when the good men speak up it’s harder for the bad men to pretend they can’t hear.

       
      • Alice Shaw July 19, 2012 Reply
         
         

        these, not “this”

         
  5. Rachael July 19, 2012 Reply
     
     

    What’s next? Australia’s hottest holocaust survivor? I agree about not giving them oxygen but I am feel really saddened that this mentality even exists in Australia and that they can get away with this sh*t.

     
  6. Red 60 July 19, 2012 Reply
     
     

    As a Mum of three 20+ sons who probably at some time have read this trash it is hard to see this on their cover. But knowing who’s the oxygen behind it doesn’t surprise me in the least… What I can say is I raised my sons to see things for what they really are .

     
  7. Pedestrienne July 19, 2012 Reply
     
     

    I’d like to assure men reading that I think of this stuff as magazines all men are interested in the same way I think all those dull, worthless ‘women’s magazines’ interest all women – in that, they do not.

     
  8. Julie Wright July 20, 2012 Reply
     
     

    Well Wendy, that just reaffirmed my thinking on some of the sleaze bags who run this mag. Their brains are in their &%$*@. To be honest, any thinking person would not buy this mag anyway and you are right to not give this too much oxygen. I will keep an eye on your twitter to see if any idiot dare voice an okay on this mindless mag.

     
  9. Jackson July 21, 2012 Reply
     
     

    This is an appalling thing for any magazine to do, for many obvious reasons (maybe not obvious enough for some..)

    However, I think you would have a stronger case and show more integrity if you didn’t publish the photoshopped image as well. The description alone would be enough to condemn the magazine. There is no need to spread the image further.

    This is my first time reading this blog, and I look forward to reading more.

     
    • Wendy Harmer July 21, 2012 Reply
       
       

      Yes, I thought a lot about that, but now you’ve convinced me, Jackson. It’s gone. Thanks for reading.

       
    • amd July 21, 2012 Reply
       
       

      This was exactly what I said to Mamamia about them insisting on showing the front cover of Zoo with the highly sexualised photo of some sports woman or other – that it wasn’t necessary, that I don’t subscribe to Zoo and that I don’t want to see it when I click a link to Mamamia. Unfortunately Mamamia ignored me, defended themselves and left the image up. Nice to see some sites do listen to genuine, relevant feedback from readers.

       
  10. TMT July 24, 2012 Reply
     
     

    So, Zoo readers got an apology, Matt got an apology, asylum seekers and their families got an apology and Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young got an apology. That’s all great but what about the woman who’s body was cut and pasted onto Senator Hanson-Young’s head? Who is she? Senator Hanson-Young’s feelings about being portrayed in this way have been considered but no mention of the other woman and her sensibilities. Is she not important too?

     

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