I ROCKED MA DAISY DUKE!
OMG! It’s Honey Boo Boo.
She’s the white trash, redneck break-out star of Toddlers and Tiaras who’s starring in her own show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
(Think Bethenny Frankel who went on to get her own show after the Real Housewives of NYC – only less neurotic, more fun, and probably, heavier.)
Here she is (below) with her crazy mom, June in a guest appearance on daytime TV.
A few factoids about Honey Boo Boo (child).
Real name Alana Thompson. Age six.
She lives in rural Georgia with mom June, the “Coupon Queen”, her father, Mike, aka “Sugar Bear” and her sisters Anna, Jessica and Lauryn.
She likes to suck down ‘go-go juice’ before a pageant performance ( a concoction of Red Bull and Mountain Dew out of a baby bottle). “Go Go juice makes me laughy, and play-ey, and makes me feel like I want to pull my mommy’s hair.”
Honey Boo Boo’s parents have been accused of child abuse by the Georgia Division of Family and Children’s Services for feeding her roadkill for dinner.
This show is 5O shades of W.R.O.N.G, but attracted 2.2 million viewers in the US when it went to air August 8 on TLC, making it one of the network’s biggest hits.
Y’all gotta watch this… after all, six million other people already have .
And before y’all go hatin’ on Honey Boo Boo’s momma?
June says, “kiss my ass and shake your butt, honey”.
“We kicked a little bit of redneck tail today!”
And in 25 years time…?
18 Responses to this article
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Michelle August 21, 2012
The mum has already been investigated for child abuse/neglect after a video of Honey Boo Boo dancing on a table in a bar for money. http://www.celebitchy.com/246405/honey_boo_boos_family_was_investigated_and_cleared_by_child_protective_services/
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Mez August 21, 2012
I hate to point out the obvious but you’ve recently discussed how wrong it is to refer to children as ‘trashy’ yet you call this child ‘white trash.’
She’s a poor little girl but compared to the neglect, abuse and deprivation that millions of children suffer she’s probably doing ok. Not my idea of an ideal situation but i don’t feel like laughing at her and her family.
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Mrs Woog August 21, 2012
THAT IS WHERE MY PINK BRIDESMAIDS DRESSES ENDED UP!
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Van Essa August 21, 2012
I’m still in a bit of shock and not sure how I feel about this. I’d love to trash the mum but I doubt if she knows any better. Not sure they are very educated. I’m horrified that these pageants even exist. Stil, mum is sure getting her 15 minutes of fame out of it all. What I find creepy is that dad is just hovering in the background going along with it all. What are his ‘real’ thoughts about it all.
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Lorri August 21, 2012
oh no…poor girl…Red Bull and Mountain Juice…she’s going to be dead by the time she’s twelve
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Nicole August 21, 2012
I don’t know where to start! It has been pointed out that parents like this honestly don’t know any better and truly believe they’re doing good things for their children. Perhaps the burden of responsiblity for enabling such gross child abuse lies with the creators and coordinators of these ‘beauty’ pageants. They should be shut down!
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Ridsy August 21, 2012
It’s a shame she cant speak properly or even audibly.
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Julian Skinner August 21, 2012
I’m guessing there is a fair bit of sugar in that drink. She is already carrying a lot of belly fat for a six year old.
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Samuel August 21, 2012
OMG do we really need TV shows like this?
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Julia August 21, 2012
This family is being setup for a big fall ‘Kate Gosselin’ style. TLC will capitalise off them and this little girl and then spit them out once the ‘curiosity factor’ wears off. What happened to ethical programming?
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Sam W August 22, 2012
Someone pass me a banjo…
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Glenis August 22, 2012
Watching that video was over 6 mins of my life that I will not get back! Parents probably do not know any better. I agree with most other comments……a worry that is for sure.
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Amy August 22, 2012
First time I’d ever condone a lawsuit against a tv company for doing what they do. For real? This poor kid has no chance…
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RobynMarie August 22, 2012
These shows are a sad reflection on society in general. The sexualisation of children is wrong and I say that as someone without children. If everyone stopped watching and talking about it maybe the show would fail…it’s car crash tv.
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Louise Smithers August 23, 2012
These people have such a strong sense of self and bonding family identity they are flying thru life laughing all the way. I envy their oblivion to all our pathetic judgemental opinions!















