Wouldn’t all marriages be happier if you were allowed to have sex with other people occasionally? We’re not talking dates and romance or any of that emotional crap (you’ve got your spouse for that), just a little hanky panky every now and then.
This theory is what Dan Savage calls monogamish: “You’re in a relationship that’s mostly monogamous with a little squish around the edges.”
Savage is the hugely popular author of the internationally syndicated sex advice column Savage Love and the podcast Savage Lovecast. He’s been ruffling a few feathers as he goes about converting the masses to his new theory of monogamishism (try saying that out loud five times).
Before you say “I do” (or otherwise) here are his five top points:
1. Being in a ‘monogamish’ relationship is NOT the same things as being in an open relationship
A monogamish relationship a committed emotional partnership in which each person is occasionally allowed to have sex with other people. Savage has been in a monogamish relationship with his husband for almost 20 years (pictured below).
Speaking of one of his listener’s conversion from a monogamist marriage to a monogamish one:
“It actually reinvigorated their sexual connection with each other once they were no longer solely responsible for each other’s complete sexual fulfillment. They didn’t necessarily have to look to each other for everything, they weren’t constantly disappointed in each other and they were thriving as a couple because they are monogamish.
“Monogamish didn’t just enhance their marriage, but it saved their marriage.”
2. He’s not saying monogamy is bad
The perks of monogamy are obvious, Savage says: “paternity”, “less risk of disease” and “emotional security.”
“If monogamy is what you want to do and it makes you happy then I think you should be monogamous.
“I just think everyone needs to admit that monogamy is difficult and that it’s a struggle and that people are unlikely to execute monogamy perfectly over the life of a multi-decade marriage.
“Circumstances change, and what’s important to you as a couple may change, and later in life accommodations may need to be made, and if we could just be realistic about it I think more relationships are likely to survive.”
3. Monogamy does not need to equal marriage
“We kind of write the death warrant for a relationship at the beginning if we make the perfect execution of lifelong monogamy the defining characteristic of a successful marriage.
“If we define infidelity as always a relationship extinction-level event, it will function that way.
“Infidelity, adultery, touches most relationships of multi-decade duration. So maybe we should diffuse that bomb. Maybe we shouldn’t put so much weight on that.
“If we really want to protect the sanctity of marriage, we need to make it our playground, not our prison.”
4. Everyone is attracted to other people
“That’s the thing that blows my mind about the mail I get and the calls I get. ‘Oh my husband was watching porn and that must mean he’s attracted to other people.’ Of course he’s attracted to other people and so are you, salivating over the Fifty Shades of Grey movie that’s coming down the pipe. So are you!”
Savage believes that women want to sleep with their personal trainer and men want to sleep with the babysitter and while that might be the natural order of things, they don’t because of a monogamous commitment taken seriously.
“We hear about non-monogamous relationships when they fail, and we say, ‘Of course a non-monogamous relationship failed.’
“We don’t hear about the ones that only survive and thrive because of the non-monogamy…because people in non-monogamous relationships typically aren’t open about it.”
What’s better, Savage’s 20-year fulfilling and happy monogamish relationship with his husband, or a series of short-term monogamous relationships? In his extremely entertaining and confronting way, this is the question that Dan Savage is forcing couples all over the world to answer.
So where do you stand: monogamy or monogamish? What do you of Dan Savage’s theories?
Dan Savage is coming to Australia in November to talk about his monogamish theory as part of the Festival of Dangerous Ideas. You can find out more here.
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*Gabrielle Jackson has been a writer for more than 15 years. Her work has appeared in the Village Voice, CNN, the Sydney Morning Herald and New Matilda. She has lived in Sydney, New York, London and Barcelona. Apart from reading and writing, her passions include politics, travel, cooking and eating. She also has a penchant for kebabs, but that’s another story. You can follow her on Twitter: @gabriellecj.