Dear Mr. Sexist,
I’d like to thank you for everything you’ve taught me over the past 25 years.
Why, I had no idea I was so fat, ugly and stupid. I thought being a Size 12 was perfectly acceptable.
But when you yelled across the newsroom, “I want two inches off your hair and two inches off your arse,” suddenly, a light went on.
Of course! The size of my posterior is directly related to the content and credibility of the stories I’m reporting on for this network. Silly me. You’re right. I’ll never make it as a TV journalist.
Those wise words of yours from ...